 07 / 08 / 2007, 38 : 10 AM |
عضو مبتدىء
مزاجي اليوم | | | تاريخ التسجيل : 22 / 07 / 2007 | | | | | | | المستوى :  | | | | |
 
 | المنتدى : لغات أجنبـة Foreign Languages  Brilliant ways for girls to turn guys down
WAYS 4 GIRLS 2 TURN GUYS DOWN
HE: I'm a photographer I've been looking for a face like yours 1
SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been Looking for a face like
yours 1
HE: How did you get to be so beautiful?1
SHE: I must have been given your share 1
HE: Will you come out with me this Saturday?1
SHE: Sorry I'm having a headache this weekend 1
HE: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out 1
SHE: Okay, get out 1
HE: I think I could make you very happy
SHE: Why? Are you leaving?1
HE: What would you say if I asked u to marry me?1
SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time 1
HE: Can I have your name?1
SHE: Why, don't you already have one?1
HE: Shall we go and see a film?1
SHE: I've already seen it 1
HE: Do you think it was fate that brought us together?1
SHE: Nah, it was plain bad luck 1
HE: Where have you been all my life?1
SHE: Hiding from you
HE: Haven't I seen you someplace before?1
SHE: Yes, thats why I don't go there anymore
HE: Is this seat empty?1
SHE: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down
HE: So, what do you do for a living?1
SHE: I'm a female impersonator
HE: Hey baby, what's your sign?1
SHE: Do not enter
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so cool
